jusky:

Okay so picture this. I’m eating in the employee cafeteria of this hotel and these two employees come in. I wanna say one is 50ish and one is 60ish. They watch the tv for a minute and then the 60 year old one is like “What they say? What is catfishing?”

Then it’s like holy shit, hold on tight,…

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jusky:

You know you can get a triple burger from five guys but you gotta ask for it. They don’t just tell you about that shit.

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Be nice to Frank.

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